NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1777

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Farms Harvested:	797	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	93	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	2599	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	831	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Potions Brewed:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	183
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Farms Harvested:	617
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	808

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Items Found:	1269
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.