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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7137 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
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