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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3215 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 3790 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or watch as a group of chickens form a rebellion against the players. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. So come on, join us and be a part of the madness!
As for the question of what you would never name your child, well, on our server, we have a strict rule that all players must name their children after their favorite block in Minecraft. So if you’re not ready to have a little “Dirt” or “Obsidian” running around, then this server might not be for you. But trust us, the chaos and laughter that ensues from these ridiculous names is totally worth it!