NoKarensPlz – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or watch as a group of chickens form a rebellion against the players. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. So come on, join us and be a part of the madness!

As for the question of what you would never name your child, well, on our server, we have a strict rule that all players must name their children after their favorite block in Minecraft. So if you’re not ready to have a little “Dirt” or “Obsidian” running around, then this server might not be for you. But trust us, the chaos and laughter that ensues from these ridiculous names is totally worth it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2704
New Chunks Explored:	635202	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Farms Harvested:	427

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crops Grown:	1992
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	3859
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mines Excavated:	3114	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	356
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Potions Brewed:	68	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	198
Players Killed by Monsters:	3881	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.