NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
New Chunks Explored:	990502	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	128
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	93
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2279

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ores Mined:	5421
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Potions Brewed:	190
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	633490	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.