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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1481 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8303 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
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