NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	129	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Items Found:	4706	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9369	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.