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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3229 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Farms Harvested: | 907 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
We cater to all ages and backgrounds, so whether you’re homeless due to job loss, illness, or just a lack of affordable housing, you’ll fit right in. Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly bothered by the virtual cops while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.
So come on down to our server and see why being homeless has never been so much fun! Who needs a roof over their head when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and chaos? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate homeless Minecraft warrior!