NoFamousFriendsAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8479	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2385	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	137507	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9676	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Towns Built:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	3686
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	56	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4076
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	143
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Items Found:	2822

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	149	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	193	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5878	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2342
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4551

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49