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SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	3728
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	187	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Towns Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	203	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	285	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Void Gems Collected:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Farms Harvested:	390	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2225	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13