NoFamousFriendsAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8639
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	436107
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Farms Harvested:	186
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Emeralds Found:	7264	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	4169
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5