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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8485 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1873 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to escape reality and dive into a world where you can ride unicorns made of rainbow blocks, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely of cheese! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the pure madness and hilarity that our server has to offer.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the mundane world behind and join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one absurd story at a time!