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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8971 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 194 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!
So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!