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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6443 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 181 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Votes: | 6443 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 231 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2168 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!
So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!