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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6600 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!
So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!