NoDirtNoDiamonds | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8439
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Enchantments Applied:	189	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PagerBombPvP

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Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Emeralds Found:	7137
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Gender Wars

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So, like, this server is like totally out of this world, ya know? We got girls slayin’ it in reading and boys crushin’ it in science, like whoa! And get this, in this server, the girls are like the queens of the land, ruling over all with their epic reading skills. And the boys? Well, they’re like the mad scientists, creating crazy contraptions and blowing stuff up left and right. It’s a total gender showdown, but in the most epic way possible. So, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and show off your academic strengths in the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KiguChuuba’s Minecraft Server

character design, chuuba, community engagement, COSPLAY, costume play, creative expression, Digital World, Entertainment, full body, Gaming, immersive technology, interactive experience, irl stream, KiguChuubas, kigurumi cosplay, live broadcast, Minecraft, online content, performance art, Server, streaming, virtual avatar, virtual reality

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where anything goes, including full body IRL streams with chuubas in kigurumi cosplay? Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, where you can build your dream world while watching chuubas strut their stuff in adorable animal onesies. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community – join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP: HoloGTA Reaction Streamer

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a group of players riding pigs into battle against an army of creepers, all while wearing diamond armor made out of rainbow blocks. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireballs, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most epic and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

No Plane No Gain Server

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yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own airplane and fly it over da map without worrying about some pesky google earth airplane blocking ur view! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. don’t miss out on the wackiest minecraft server around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5228
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Yotei’s Ghost Minecraft Server

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Oh, let me tell you about the Ghost of Yotei protagonist on our Minecraft server! This ghostly figure roams the land, haunting players and causing mischief at every turn. But don’t worry, he’s actually a friendly spirit who just wants to play pranks on unsuspecting miners.

Join our server to see if you can outsmart the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and earn his favor. Rumor has it that those who befriend him are granted special powers and abilities, like the ability to turn into a chicken at will or summon a herd of explosive pigs.

But beware, the Ghost of Yotei protagonist is known to have a mischievous side. He might lead you on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava traps or challenge you to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to befriend the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and unlock his hidden powers. Just watch out for his ghostly pranks along the way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4306	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

No older woman in your game Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with young whippersnappers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for players who appreciate the finer things in life – older women! That’s right, if you’re not into MILFs, then this server is not for you. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time and appreciate a well-aged wine…or player, in this case.

Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4142
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	426

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CompliCraft Minecraft Server

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Come join our Minecraft server for some drama-free fun! Unlike real life, you won’t have to worry about accidentally hitting on your friend’s girlfriend here. Our community is full of supportive players who will always hype you up, no matter what you’re wearing in-game. Plus, we have a strict no-cutting-off policy, so you can rest assured that your friendships will remain intact. Join now for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1048	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3781
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyMILFixer-3%

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Are you tired of living in a house that looks like a tornado of pets and DIY disasters hit it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life!

Join us and experience a world where you can build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about chewed up stairs or shredded doors. Our virtual world is a paradise for those who appreciate quality craftsmanship and attention to detail.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also team up with other players to tackle epic quests and challenges. From repairing rotting deck frames to reseeding virtual yards, the possibilities are endless.

And the best part? You won’t have to deal with any mother-in-laws telling you that you’re being ridiculous for asking for fair compensation for your hard work. So come on over and let’s build a better world together – one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ChildhoodSayingMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the laws of physics.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory, always coming up with insane builds and ridiculous pranks. Need a break from the chaos? Just sit back and relax in our enchanted hot tub made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, our server has a reputation for being haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just can’t seem to find his missing arm. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…as long as you don’t mention his missing arm.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server with a crown made of golden carrots.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9757
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EmoCartoonFeelsCraft

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Have you ever seen a creeper cry because someone stole its diamonds? Well, get ready for the most emotional rollercoaster of your life on our Minecraft server! Our pixelated world is filled with drama, intrigue, and more twists than a pig trying to navigate a maze. Join us and experience the feels like never before as you build, mine, and survive in a world where even the chickens have a backstory. So come on, join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity as you embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	4728	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Redstone Revolution

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lol imagine if russia spent 40% of their budget on minecraft instead of military 😂 like, they could build giant pixelated tanks and stuff. join our server and help us create the ultimate minecraft army to take over the virtual world! we have insane battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. who needs real weapons when you have diamond swords and TNT? come join the fun and let’s conquer the blocky universe together! 🚀💣🔥

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mines Excavated:	2237
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

China Power Surge

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Yo, join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Chinese electricity flowing through our pixels, making them extra lit! Imagine mining for diamonds with that extra spark, like you’re channeling the power of the Great Wall itself. Plus, our mobs are straight outta a kung fu movie, doing backflips and roundhouse kicks while you try to survive. So come on over and experience the electrifying adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we play with FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2