NoDiamondsClub | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchantments Applied:	89
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	5341	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magic Items Found:	2705	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Animals Bred:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Items Found:	2176	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	133
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Items Found:	3275	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ores Mined:	3319
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5121	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Towns Built:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Divine Spears Created:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Players:	109/700	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Star Shards Collected:	94	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Emeralds Found:	5174	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1