NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CustomSt3al

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, role playing, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fabled Realms

Adventure, alliances, Arena Pvp, Combat Skills, community-driven, Duels, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, knight, Legacy, Mage, Medieval, Mystery, PvE, PvP, Questing, Rogue, Roleplay, storytelling, stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles

Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7356	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

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Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, games, general, King, LoRA, merch, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, neurosama, osu, Schedule, singing, smp, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber, Vtubers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

IndependentCraft

Boundaries, boyfriend issues, communication problems, emotional needs, Emotional support, emotional well being, feeling dismissed, feeling drained, feeling hurt, Financial Advice, IndependentCraft, mental health, overreacting, relationship dynamics, self sufficient, self worth, self-care, strong independent woman, support system, Underappreciated, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonest individuals, disrespectful behavior., fake people, Friends, friendship, incompatible personalities, incompatible values, judgmental attitudes, kind of people, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of trust, manipulative individuals, Minecraft, negative energy, NoHaterzAllowed, Selfishness, smp, toxic relationships, toxic traits, unhealthy friendships

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8617	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EndGameQuest

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

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hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

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Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RelapseMC

Abilities, Adventure, Conquer, Cross-Play, Depth, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Leveling, LifeSteal, MCMMO, mmorpg, PvE, PvP, Race, Raid, Raiding, rule, Rust, Skills, strategy, Survival, Thrill, Unique, Warcraft

RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:

– Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.