Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BoomerCamBlocker420

BoomerCamBlocker420, elderly father, elderly parent, family boundaries, family dynamics, family privacy, family relationships, family vacation, patriarch, personal space, privacy, Relaxation, remote sanctuary, remote vacation home, security cameras, truman show, vacation boundaries, vacation home, vacation house

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7452	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

battle scars, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, psychological trauma, resilience, signs of distress., signs of emotional pain, signs of hardship, signs of struggle, signs of suffering, signs of trauma, SignsOfASurvivor, smp, Trauma, Trauma recovery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Last Day Craft!

appreciate life, carpe diem, cherish every moment, Craft, Day, embrace the unknown, end of life, existential questions, final moments, fleeting moments, last chance, last day on earth, life’s purpose, live in the present, live like there’s no tomorrow, live with intention, live without regrets, living fully, make memories, make the most of it, mortality, Seize the Day

What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Towns Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Towns Built:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

6 months, Bacterial infection, chronic cough, cough analysis, cough frequency, cough monitoring, CoughCraft, Disease Progression, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, long-term study, Medical research, Monitoring, objective tracking, Patients, public health, pulmonary conditions, respiratory health, study, Tracker, treatment effectiveness, Tuberculosis

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AwokenMC

1.16, bedrock, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mineserver

#mineserver, ADDING, Adventure, apex hosting, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Creative, Difficult, Exploration, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, Plugins, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode, Updates

This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

art, Atoq, Beliefs, Chill Community, custom origins, Events, In-Game Voice Chat, Lore, music maker mods, Polls, Semi, smp, Staff, Vanilla

Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

adorable, animation, Anime, Character, comedy, cute, Demand, Fan, friendship, Fun, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Otaku, Request, school life, series, Server, slice of life, Thread, Wataten, Watatens

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

acknowledge, active study, aged, continue, dream, dreamt, fortune, Impactful, japanese, japanese language, Japanese language professor, Language, Last Night, let down, Long Time, my fortune, new students, Professor, Real Life, Rush, smp, Students, study

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

clean out, current market value, decision, disagreement, estate home, EstateSaleGoneWrong, Fairness, family dynamics, family legacy, family members, financial dispute, Home ownership, Inheritance, Négotiation, original price, price at time of death, Property, Purchase, real estate, refusal, Updates

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

attachment styles, emotional attachment, emotional connections, emotional development, first love, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lasting impact., lessons, life experiences, long-term effects, love, love and relationships, love patterns, lovecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, relationship patterns, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Discovery, smp, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward mishap, awkward situation, burned into mind, cringe, cringe-inducing memory, cringeworthy memory, cringeworthy moment, Edition, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing gaffe, embarrassing memory, embarrassing mistake, embarrassing recollection, humiliating blunder, humiliating experience, MemoryCraft, mortifying incident, regretful memory, regrettable moment, shameful blunder, shameful recollection, unforgettable embarrassment, unforgettable faux pas

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7618
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

abroad, Bans, family, fertility, International, italy, law, Legal, Medical, Minecraft, parenting, PastaCraft, people, Planning, Procedures, reproductive, restrictions, RIGHTS, Seek, Server, surrogacy, travel, Travelling

so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Items Found:	2526
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

Citizens, Civil unrest, Conspiracy, destabilization, Espionage, foreign influence, investigation, law enforcement, misfits, Moldovan, Moldovan police, political manipulation, programme, Propaganda, RIOTCRAFT, Riots, russia, SECURITY, staged, Training, Uncovered, undercover operation, Unrest

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

Updated October 21, 2024

BoomerCamBlocker420

Updated October 21, 2024

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Updated October 21, 2024

Last Day Craft!

Updated October 21, 2024

SinwarSlayer69

Updated October 21, 2024

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

Updated October 21, 2024

AwokenMC

Updated October 21, 2024

Mineserver

Updated October 21, 2024

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

Atoq Origins SMP

FAQ

Updated October 21, 2024

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

Updated October 21, 2024

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

Updated October 21, 2024

EstateSaleGoneWrong

Updated October 21, 2024

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

Updated October 21, 2024

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

Updated October 21, 2024

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Updated October 21, 2024

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

Updated October 21, 2024