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Blocky Jerk-Off Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a special feature where you can participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground club where you can challenge other players to a dance-off to see who has the best moves in the pixelated world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky and wild Minecraft universe!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ClubCraft: Where we build clubs in Minecraft and wonder if they’ll still manage next year

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of dancing chickens, a DJ booth manned by a creeper, and a VIP section where the Ender Dragon hangs out.

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even Will Smith himself is considering managing a club here next year. That’s right, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air might be dropping some sick beats for us while we mine for diamonds and battle zombies.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

No Mercy? More like No Cookies! Join the chaos on NoMercyMC [SMP] now!

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NoMercyMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Raiding / Stealing Allowed
Exclusive Custom Enchantments
Mob Mask Crafting
Headhunting
Levelups
Insanely Competitive
PvP with duels for practice / Skywars & Bedwars events

Join today at play.nomercymc.org (java/bedrock default ports)

Discord: https://discord.gg/HVYP7X4wdV

Website: https://nomercymc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are all players on NoMercyMC considered geniuses?	Yes, everyone is considered a genius on our server!
What game modes are available?	We have raiding/stealing allowed, exclusive custom enchantments, mob mask crafting, headhunting, levelups, and competitive PvP.
Can I practice PvP on the server?	Yes, we have duels for practice as well as Skywars & Bedwars events.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Krauts Minecraft Server

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It’s summer and I want to have a blast on this Minecraft server! Why? Because rumor has it that the creepers here are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to dance the night away. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Plus, the Ender Dragon? More like the Ender Diva, honey. She puts on a show that’ll leave you gagging for more. So come join us for a summer of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little romance – because on this server, anything is possible, baby!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TV Showdown Minecraft Madness – Where Pop Culture Meets Pixel Blocks!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They have built the most insane structures you can imagine, from giant llama statues to llama-themed roller coasters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They have their own ninja training dojo where they teach players how to fight like a chicken warrior.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where llamas rule, ninja chickens protect, and treasure awaits. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magic Items Found:	5880
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Beskit VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Beskit
Pros	Pros
One of the largest Minecraft servers Wide variety of game modes High quality gameplay Active community	Unique game modes Root server with high performance Friend system with resource pack In-game shop for premium ranks
Cons	Cons
Queues during peak times Can be overwhelming for new players Competitive atmosphere	Smaller player base Limited number of game modes Less frequent updates Less established community

**FAQ:**

1. **How many game modes does each server offer?** – Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes. – Beskit: Beskit offers unique game modes like Tower Defense, OneBlock, and KitPvP.

2. **Do the servers have active communities?** – Hypixel: Hypixel has a large and active community. – Beskit: Beskit’s community is smaller and less established compared to Hypixel.

3. **What kind of features does each server have?** – Hypixel: Hypixel has high quality gameplay and competitive atmosphere. – Beskit: Beskit has unique features like a friend system with resource pack and in-game shop for premium ranks.

4. **Which server is better for new players?** – Hypixel: Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players due to its size and competitive nature. – Beskit: Beskit may be more welcoming to new players with its smaller player base and unique game modes.

5. **Which server has better performance?** – Hypixel: Hypixel has a large server infrastructure to handle high player loads. – Beskit: Beskit is a Root server with high performance capabilities for its game modes.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocktopia: Home of the Spica Squad

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Spica was singing and playing the piano in Minecraft. And not just any songs, oh no. She was taking requests and playing them live for all to hear! Can you imagine the sheer awesomeness of that? It’s like having your own personal concert while you mine for diamonds.

But wait, that’s not all. Spica also streams her performances on Twitch, so you can watch her in action while you build your own virtual empire. It’s like a crossover episode of Minecraft and The Voice, but way more entertaining.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the music never stops and the adventures never end. Who knows, you might even get a personal serenade from Spica herself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the good times roll!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	314126	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Block Party Beats: Where Creeper meets DJ, drop the bass and mine the night away!

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Sure thing! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be grooving to the sickest beats while you mine and build. Our DJ Villager spins the hottest EDM and house tracks all day long, guaranteed to keep you pumped up and motivated to conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you dance hard enough in-game, you might just unlock a secret disco party hidden deep within the server. So come on, join us and get ready to party like it’s block party time!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Creeper’s Comedy Club

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on! Join us for a chance to fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And who needs a Great Gospel or Princess Guard when you can wield a diamond hoe and a stack of poisonous potatoes? Trust us, the adventures on this server are so insane, even Herobrine himself is taking notes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KrautCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Ja!’ to Bratwurst and Lederhosen

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Do you love Germany? Do you dream of frolicking through fields of bratwurst and schnitzel while wearing lederhosen? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated version of Deutschland, where you can build your very own Bavarian castle or race your friends in a virtual autobahn. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wonders of Germany without ever leaving your computer screen. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Islands VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	The Islands Network
– One of the most popular Minecraft servers – Offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes – Constantly updated with new content and features – Large player base for multiplayer games – Active and competitive PvP community	– Focuses on diversity and catering to different play styles – Features unique elements like Minions, Money Printers, and custom servers – Regular events and activities for players to participate in – Welcoming and inclusive community – Offers a different and more personalized gaming experience

#### FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Hypixel better for competitive PvP?	Yes, Hypixel is known for its competitive PvP community and offers a variety of PvP game modes for players to engage in.
What sets The Islands Network apart from Hypixel?	The Islands Network focuses on diversity and personalization, offering unique elements like Minions and Money Printers, and providing a more personalized gaming experience for players.
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a larger player base due to its popularity and wide variety of game modes, while The Islands Network has a smaller but more close-knit community.
Are there regular events and activities on both servers?	Yes, both Hypixel and The Islands Network host regular events and activities for players to participate in, although they may differ in terms of content and style.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Clown World Craft: Leftoids vs Jews vs Fags vs Troons vs Muslims vs Conservatives

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got leftoids, Muslims, fags, and troons facing off against Jews, clownservatives, and kopsZOG in an epic civil war!

Join in on the chaos and pick a side – will you fight for the leftoids and their rainbow flag-waving allies, or will you join forces with the Jews and their conservative clown army? The battles are intense, the drama is real, and the memes are top-tier.

So why wait? Come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this wild and wacky Minecraft server showdown! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCreeperz – TNTastic Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords!

Once you’ve conquered the Golden Potato quest, you can join our annual “Build-a-Banana” competition where players compete to build the most outrageous banana-themed structure. The winner gets a pet llama named Sir Llama-lot who will follow them around and spit on their enemies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Disco Sheep who will dance for you whenever you play a funky tune on your jukebox. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground club where all the mobs go to party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RedMine ▪ Vanilla+ ▪ Season II Minecraft server

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Private vanilla minecraft server.

⭐ Free

⭐ Vanilla

⭐ Private (To enter you need to log in to discord: https://discord.gg/wWn94bRSZy)

⭐ Voice chat

⭐ Events?

⭐ In development…

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	175	New Chunks Explored:	657130
Farms Harvested:	504	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lolcraft – Limbo Llamas #1511

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a mirror dungeon, where you never know what you’ll find around the next corner. Join us for the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where the tracks lead you to bizarre and hilarious adventures.

Ever heard of the 3rd Walpurgis Night – Into A Certain Library’s Book? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our players are like characters straight out of a fantasy novel, with E.G.Os like Sanguine Desire Rodion and Wingbeat Ishmael leading the charge.

But wait, there’s more! We have target extractions that will have you on the edge of your seat, like the infamous [Ryoshu] ID & E.G.O. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?

Join us on this wild ride by downloading the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few E.G.Os). See you on the other side!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1