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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1426 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 237409 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Our server is a safe haven from toxic family members like A, who only come around when they want something. Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone trying to guilt you into giving away your precious cats.
Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not to share your enchanted golden apples with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a daughter-in-law who can’t decide if she wants you in her life or not.
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll be laboring over is building the perfect redstone contraption, not dealing with family members who only show up when they need something. See you in the game!
