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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7964 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.
Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥