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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4432 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 212602 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.
Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥