NoClimbNoCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	8470	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	1000

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	10000	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Potions Brewed:	75
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Towns Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!