Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Towns Built: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 206 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 180
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Potions Brewed: 34 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Alien Abductions: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6549 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 836741 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 18

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mines Excavated: 2547

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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