Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Gods Slained: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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