NoCash4OldPals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mines Excavated:	3458
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

character agency, Character development, cultural impact, Diversity, Female Characters, female empowerment, female gamers, games, gaming industry, gender representation, Gender Roles, Girls, Little Girls, Minecraft, narrative design, Player Demographics, Protagonists, representation in media, smp, social norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, video games

Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	193
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Villages Defended:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	185	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NexCraft Eternal

alliances, configurations, Economy, empire-building, Factions, finances, Griefers, influence, Land claiming, Land Protection, MCMMO, Mods, nation system, Player Run Economy, Resources, server-wide events, Survival Games, TAXES, Towny, ultimate experience, Vanilla, War, world

Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1753	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Green Acres Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	2530	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ExWifeExileCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7236	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AwkwardCraft

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Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9567
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	298	Emeralds Found:	6325

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RLfactions

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RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

QuoteMC

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Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Buildings Constructed:	43	Potions Brewed:	185
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Animals Bred:	192

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2