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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4999 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
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