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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 396 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
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