NoBroKidsAllowedMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Animals Bred:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Votes:	6984	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Animals Bred:	163	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Animals Bred:	73
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	801
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

app behavior, app shutdown, app starting up, app update, app update prompt, app version, CRAZE, prompt notification, Shutdown, shutdown prompt, software behavior, software shutdown, software starting up, software update, software update prompt, software version, starting up prompt, update, update preference, update prompt, update prompt preference, user behavior, user interaction

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Power Players’ Pixel Paradise

Behavior, cognitive bias, confirmation bias, digital communication, fake news, influence, influence tactics, information sharing, Manipulation, media literacy, Misinformation, motivation, online behavior, Paradise, PIXEL, Players, power, Propaganda, Psychology, sharing, social influence, social media, social-networking

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, like, u know how some peeps just wanna be like, the boss of everything? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, u can totally be the ultimate ruler of the land! u can build ur own kingdom, make peeps bow down to u, and spread fake news like a pro! join us if u wanna be the king of fake news and have peeps believe every word u say. plus, we have like, unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together!

🌌LAME TIME🌌 ..-. Anarchy for you🌌 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 12365598, 20, 269493, 965637002335004942128421, Anarchy, Auto-mine, banner, best, Cases, Cities, GIF, LAME TIME, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, tags, Version

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Votes:	6313	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crops Grown:	6483	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

: The best anarchy server for version 1.16.5

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The Sanctuary

admin abuse, American, bedrock, Builder, Griefing, Homophobia, Ideology, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Nations, PvP, racism, redstoner, Sanctuary, Server, smp, Spawn Killing, time zones, toxic culture, Villain, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Star Shards Collected:	146
Farms Harvested:	621	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	804270	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Overview of Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Culture	Safe and toxic-free community
Nations	Form or join your own nation
Players	Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome
Time Zone	Mainly EST, open to all time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server?

To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.

2. Are there any specific rules or restrictions for becoming a villain in the server?

If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.

3. Do I have to join or form a nation in Springs Sanctuary?

It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.

4. What types of players are welcome in Springs Sanctuary?

All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

Analysis, charts, Country, data, Geographic, graphs, INFORMATION, Insights, location, long tail, Map, Mapping, Minecraft, real, Relevancy, Server, statistics, tags, Territory, trends, Visualization

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

durian, durian aficionado, durian appreciation, durian connoisseur, durian enthusiast, durian fan, durian fruit, durian lover, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, Fruit, fruit choice, fruit preference, King, King of Fruits, Minecraft, pungent fruit, r9k, smelly fruit, smp, Southeast Asian fruit, spiky fruit, tropical fruit, unique fruit

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	678	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Votes:	945
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4