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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3857 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 285 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.
And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?