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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8328 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!
