NoBreakNoCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Star Shards Collected:	130

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Farms Harvested:	153	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8672
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Farms Harvested:	987	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5038	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Divine Spears Created:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Farms Harvested:	357	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1061
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7324	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Emeralds Found:	3544	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	5678
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.