NoBreakNoCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3411	Dimension Hops:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9137
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Emeralds Found:	3359

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchantments Applied:	155
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	5690
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Towns Built:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Potions Brewed:	165
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.