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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7166 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Animals Bred: | 71 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?