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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9600 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1426 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?