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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7867 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2472 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?