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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9415 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 186 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 466331 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?