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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1146 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?