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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2788 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1851 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?