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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7737 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?