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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6720 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 8585 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?