NoBabyNoWedding | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, stealing the spotlight from the bride and groom? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the child-free wedding you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a formal, adult affair where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any interruptions from pesky little ones. No need to worry about baby creepers blowing up your hard work or toddler zombies stealing your diamonds – this server is strictly for grown-ups only.

Just like the bride in this story, we understand the importance of setting boundaries and sticking to them. So leave your baby villagers at home and come join us for a drama-free, kid-free experience that will make your big day extra special. Trust us, it’s worth it – even if your friends start siding with the baby zombies.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2636	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RoommateCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ores Mined:	5365
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Stand Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

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Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7831	Emeralds Found:	9740
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockBuster100

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3164	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.