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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1147 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Animals Bred: | 40 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!
