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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4605 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1673 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!
