No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	275
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	333490
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7136	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	191	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8435
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5059
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	5994
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	0

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

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