No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	204
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Crops Grown:	5271
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dimension Hops:	4

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Ores Mined:	7977	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40