No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5381	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Star Shards Collected:	222
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Emeralds Found:	6672	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Star Shards Collected:	92
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	136	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	83976	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	356704
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Animals Bred:	97
Chimeras Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	126
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ores Mined:	6218
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	5168	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crops Grown:	9458	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	3448
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2809	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8455
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1366	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Runes Activated:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org