No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	1271	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	106
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	3330	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7004	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	1736	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9106
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3796

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Potions Brewed:	173
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	8587
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Farms Harvested:	623
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	160	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crops Grown:	8828	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Potions Brewed:	174

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchantments Applied:	98
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

minebits.net