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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8378 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 382 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!